i am a single sweaty lawyer looking for bad cats to help me get off the bus and cross the road ( at the crossing).
i like the occasional flamingo beret and i love collecting gremlin DNA.
Dont get me wrong though, the stock market is my number one host but on tuesdays i run to the corner store and buy 24 cans of tomato paste..

im looking for fun people who want lots of newspaper articles made of velcro magnets dipped in olive oil.
i would like to find a humaniod who would have eyes made of ice cubes and they would have to keep refilling their eyes due to them continuously
melting..